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MANTIK<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u00dcniversite \u00f6\u011frencisi mant\u0131k y\u00fcr\u00fctme s\u0131nav\u0131nda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profes\u00f6r soruyor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– U\u00e7akta 500 tu\u011fla var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biri d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, ka\u00e7 tane kald\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– 499.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Do\u011fru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peki, bir fili ka\u00e7 ad\u0131mda buzdolab\u0131na sokars\u0131n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00dc\u00e7 ad\u0131mda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

fili sok;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 kapat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profes\u00f6r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Do\u011fru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peki, z\u00fcrafay\u0131 ka\u00e7 ad\u0131mda sokars\u0131n buzdolab\u0131na?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– D\u00f6rt ad\u0131mda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

fili \u00e7\u0131kart;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

z\u00fcrafay\u0131 sok;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 kapat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Do\u011fru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aslan\u0131n do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcne t\u00fcm hayvanlar gitmi\u015f, biri hari\u00e7.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hangisi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Z\u00fcrafa. O h\u00e2l\u00e2 buzdolab\u0131nda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Do\u011fru!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir nine Timsah’l\u0131 batakl\u0131ktan ge\u00e7mek istiyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Batakl\u0131kta ka\u00e7 Timsah var?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– S\u0131f\u0131r. Onlar\u0131n hepsi Aslan\u0131n do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcnde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profes\u00f6r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Do\u011fru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nine batakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ge\u00e7meye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f, fakat \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f. Neden?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Kafatas\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7atlamas\u0131 sonucu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profes\u00f6r:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nas\u0131l yani ya?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u0130lk soruda ki tu\u011fla!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profes\u00f6r:\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hadi be\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: TAH\u0130R<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

TAH\u0130R<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130bretlik. Kimseyi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcmsemeyin\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4fTahir…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Onu hi\u00e7bir s\u0131n\u0131f arkada\u015f\u0131 sevmiyordu. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc derslerine asla \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmayan, tembel ve b\u00f6n bir \u00e7ocuktu. \u00f6zellikle \u00f6\u011fretmeni “beni delirtiyorsun” diye hep k\u0131z\u0131yordu Tahir’e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

bir g\u00fcn Tahir’in annesi okula geldi. \u00d6\u011fretmeni ile g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. \u00f6\u011fretmen d\u00fcr\u00fcst\u00e7e “\u00e7ocu\u011funuz ders \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmayan aptalca \u015feyler yapan bir \u00e7ocuk, notlar\u0131 da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fck, hayat\u0131mda bunun kadar tembel bir \u00f6\u011frenci g\u00f6rmedim” dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annesi \u00e7ok \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131, Tahir’i okuldan ald\u0131 ve Kayseri’ye ta\u015f\u0131nd\u0131lar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aradan 25 y\u0131l ge\u00e7ti. \u00f6\u011fretmen de Kayseri’ye tayin olmu\u015ftu. Bir g\u00fcn \u00f6\u011fretmen a\u011f\u0131r bir kalp krizi ge\u00e7irdi. B\u00fct\u00fcn doktorlar ameliyat olmas\u0131 gerekti\u011fini s\u00f6ylediler. Bu zor bir ameliyatt\u0131 ve Kayseri’de ameliyat\u0131 yapabilecek tek bir cerrah vard\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6\u011fretmen ameliyat oldu. G\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131nda kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 cerrah ona g\u00fcl\u00fcms\u00fcyordu. \u00f6\u011fretmen tam te\u015fekk\u00fcr edecekti ki surat\u0131 morarmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemek i\u00e7in elini kald\u0131rd\u0131 ama s\u00f6yleyemeden k\u00fct diye \u00f6ld\u00fc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerrah\u0131n Tahir \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sand\u0131n\u0131z de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yapmay\u0131n, komik olmay\u0131n…\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doktor \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131. Ne oldu\u011funu anlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken bir bakt\u0131 ki o da ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Odalar\u0131 temizleyen Tahir, solunum cihaz\u0131n\u0131n fi\u015fini \u00e7ekip elektrik s\u00fcp\u00fcrgesini takm\u0131\u015f.\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: O ZAMAN N\u0130YE YAPIYORSUN<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

O ZAMAN N\u0130YE YAPIYORSUN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karga ile Ay\u0131 u\u00e7akla yolculuk yap\u0131yorlarm\u0131\u015f. Karga servis d\u00fc\u011fmesine basarak hostesi \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Hostes gelmi\u015f: \u2013 \u201cBuyrun efendim, nas\u0131l yard\u0131m edebilirim\u201d diye sorunca karga: \u2013 \u201cHiii\u00e7, i*nelik olsun diye bast\u0131m\u201d demi\u015f. Hostes bozulmu\u015f tabii ve gitmi\u015f. Biraz sonra karga tekrar d\u00fc\u011fmeye basm\u0131\u015f ve hostes gene gelmi\u015f. Kargan\u0131n cevap ayn\u0131: \u2013 \u201cHiii\u00e7 i*nelik olsun diye bast\u0131m\u201d Bu olay\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kez yine yapar. Ama hostes bu sefer bir daha b\u00f6yle yaparlarsa onlar\u0131 pilot\u2019a \u015fikayet edece\u011fini s\u00f6yler. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Karga tekrar ayn\u0131 \u015feyi yap\u0131nca da hostes ger\u00e7ekten kargay\u0131 pilota \u015fikayet eder. Pilot gelir ve: \u2013 \u201cBir daha yaparsan\u0131z sizi u\u00e7aktan ataca\u011f\u0131m\u201d der. Biraz sonra bu kez zile ay\u0131 basar. Hostes gelir: \u2013 \u201cBuyrun, nas\u0131l yard\u0131m edebilirim?\u201d Ay\u0131: \u2013 \u201cHiii\u00e7, i*nelik olsun diye bast\u0131m\u201d deyince hostes pilotu \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r ve pilot bunlar\u0131 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 atar. Karga havada s\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr ama ay\u0131 ba\u011f\u0131rmaya ba\u015flar: \u2013 \u201cKurtar benii, kurtar benii!\u201d Karga sakin sakin: \u2013 \u201cSen u\u00e7may\u0131 bilmiyo musun?\u201d \u2013 \u201cHay\u0131r?\u201d \u2013 \u201cO zaman niye i*nelik yap\u0131yosun!\u201d \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: \u00c7AKAL TERC\u00dcMAN<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u00c7AKAL TERC\u00dcMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mafya babas\u0131 hara\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 toplamas\u0131 i\u00e7in yeni bir tetik\u00e7i buldu. Se\u00e7ti\u011fi adam sa\u011f\u0131r ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

dilsizdi. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc baba, bu tetik\u00e7i yakalan\u0131rsa polise fazla bir \u015fey anlatmas\u0131 m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olamaz diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyordu. Baba, bir g\u00fcn \u00f6demelerin gecikti\u011fini fark etti ve tetik\u00e7iyi odas\u0131na ald\u0131rtt\u0131, bir de i\u015faret dilini bilen terc\u00fcman buldular. Terc\u00fcman i\u015faretle sordu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Para nerede?’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sa\u011f\u0131r dilsiz i\u015faretle yan\u0131t verdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Ne paras\u0131? Benim paradan maradan haberim yok. Neden bahsetti\u011finizi anlam\u0131yorum.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Terc\u00fcman terc\u00fcme etti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Neden bahsetti\u011finizi anlam\u0131yormu\u015f.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baba 38’li\u011fi koltuk alt\u0131ndan \u00e7ekip sa\u011f\u0131r<\/p>\n\n\n\n

dilsizin beynine dayad\u0131:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘\u015eimdi sor bakal\u0131m, para nerede.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Terc\u00fcman i\u015faretle sordu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Para nerede?’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sa\u011f\u0131r-dilsiz kan ter i\u00e7inde, i\u015faretle yan\u0131t verdi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘\u015eehir merkezindeki parkta, b\u00fcy\u00fck heykelin oldu\u011fu kap\u0131dan girince soldan 3. a\u011fac\u0131n kovu\u011funda iki y\u00fcz bin dolar var.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Ne s\u00f6yledi?’ dedi baba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Terc\u00fcman yan\u0131tlad\u0131:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘Dedi ki, hala neden bahsetti\u011finizi anlam\u0131yormu\u015f, ayr\u0131ca o teti\u011fi \u00e7ekmek de<\/p>\n\n\n\n

biraz g.t istermi\u015f.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: \u0130NSAN KAYNAKLARI<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u0130NSAN KAYNAKLARI<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udda4 G\u00fclmenin zaman\u0131 yok. Kim ba\u015flat\u0131rsa ba\u015flats\u0131n… Onun da \u00f6nemi yok. . . . . . . BEN \u015eAKA YAPMIYORUM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c7ok iyi giyimli bir bey, \u00e7ok uluslu bir firmada, i\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmesinde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130\u015fe ba\u015fvuran = \u0130B<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130nsan kaynaklar\u0131 m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc = \u0130K<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B – Ben ayda 10.000 dolar maa\u015f isterim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – Biz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131za zaten en az 15.000 dolar veriyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B – \u015eirket arac\u0131 olarak BMW istiyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – Biz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131za Jeep Cherokee veriyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B – Saat 10.00\u2019da gelirim, 15.00\u2019te \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – Bizim \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131z evden \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B – Y\u0131lda 1 ay tatil isterim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – Biz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131za 2 ay veriyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B \u2013 Antalya\u2019da tatilimi ge\u00e7irebilece\u011fim bir yazl\u0131k\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – Biz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 Hawaii\u2019ye g\u00f6nderiyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130B – \u015eAKA YAPIYORSUNUZ!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130K – AMA \u00d6NCE S\u0130Z BA\u015eLATTINIZ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: YAVA\u015eLA<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

YAVA\u015eLA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adam\u0131n biri Porche hastas\u0131ym\u0131\u015f ama bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc paras\u0131 yetmiyormu\u015f almaya.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sonunda can\u0131na tak etmi\u015f, kesin alacak,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

y\u0131llarca kuru ekme\u011fe talim \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f ve sonunda paray\u0131 denkle\u015ftirmi\u015f, arabay\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130lk i\u015fi yola \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p biraz h\u0131z denemesi yapmak olmu\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1,2,3 derken yolda bir tabela ”YAVA\u015eLA 60 KM.”, adam yava\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tabi araba yeni, korku da var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir s\u00fcre 60km ile gitmi\u015f ve bir tabela daha”YAVA\u015eLA 40 KM.”,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allah Allah diye i\u00e7inden ge\u00e7irmi\u015f, \u015fimdi tabelaya uymasa olmaz, araba yeni, \u00e7ukur mukur \u00e7\u0131kar mazallah, yava\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir s\u00fcre daha gittikten sonra bi tabela daha ”YAVA\u015eLA 20 KM.”,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Haydaa araba 2 de gitmez olmu\u015f, adam alm\u0131\u015f bire, a\u011f\u0131r a\u011f\u0131r bir s\u00fcre daha gitmi\u015f ama art\u0131k sinirleri iyice gerilmi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biraz daha gittikten sonra bir tabela daha ”YAVA\u015eLA’YA HO\u015e GELD\u0130N\u0130Z”…. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: GARDIROP<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

GARDIROP<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kad\u0131n\u0131n biri birg\u00fcn evine gardrop al\u0131r. Fakat gardropta bir tuhafl\u0131k vard\u0131r.Ne zaman evinin \u00f6n\u00fcnden bir belediye otob\u00fcs\u00fc ge\u00e7se kap\u0131lar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r. Evin han\u0131m\u0131 bu durma bir anlam veremez ama dolab\u0131da kilitler. gene bir otob\u00fcs ge\u00e7ince kap\u0131lar yine a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r. Ne yapsa bu durumla ba\u015fedemez. Sonunda \u00fcretici firma eve bir usta g\u00f6nderir. Bu olaylar onun yan\u0131nda da tekerr\u00fcr eder. Sonunda usta test i\u00e7in gardrobun i\u00e7ine girer ve otob\u00fcs\u00fcn ge\u00e7mesini bekler. Bu s\u0131rada evin beyi de eve gelir, hemen odaya girip gardrobun yan\u0131na gelip ceketini\ud83d\ude42 asmak i\u00e7in kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar. \u0130\u00e7inde yabanc\u0131 adam\u0131 g\u00f6ren adam \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r ve h\u0131rsla dolab\u0131n i\u00e7inde ne arad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sorar. “Ah beyendi der zavall\u0131 adam boynunu b\u00fckerek, burada size otob\u00fcs bekledi\u011fimi s\u00f6ylesem sizi nas\u0131l inand\u0131rabilirim ki acaba”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0131radaki f\u0131kra: FIRTINA <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

FIRTINA <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u0131rt\u0131na apans\u0131z bast\u0131r\u0131nca, koca gemi bir anda denizin dibini boylad\u0131.
Adam, issiz bir adan\u0131n sahilinde g\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7t\u0131.
Ne gelen vard\u0131 ne giden\u2026
Ne ara\u00e7 vard\u0131 ne gere\u00e7\u2026.
\u0130stersen muz ve Hindistan cevizi, istemezsen muz ve
Hindistan cevizi\u2026
Hayati boyunca evi d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda be\u015f y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 otellerden ba\u015fka yere ad\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 atmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, bir s\u00fcre ne yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilemedi\u2026
Sonra d\u00f6rt ay boyunca muz yeyip, hindistan cevizi suyu i\u00e7ti.
Ge\u00e7mi\u015fte kalan o g\u00fczel g\u00fcnleri d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek g\u00f6zlerini denize dikip, kendisini kurtaracak gemiyi beklemeye
koyuldu\u2026
Bir g\u00fcn sahilde uzanm\u0131\u015f yatarken, g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn ucunda bir hareket hissetti. O da ne ?
Bir sandal ve k\u00fcrekte o g\u00fcne dek g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc en m\u00fcthi\u015f kad\u0131n.
Son s\u00fcrat geliyor\u2026
\u0130nanamad\u0131\u2026 “Nereden geliyorsun ?” diye hayk\u0131rd\u0131 ve ekledi “Buraya nas\u0131l geldin?”
“Adan\u0131n \u00f6teki taraf\u0131ndan\u2026” dedi kad\u0131n, “gemi bat\u0131nca oraya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m.”
“Ne \u015fans, benden ba\u015fka kimsenin kurtuldu\u011funu sanm\u0131yordum. Ka\u00e7 ki\u015fisiniz ?”
“Ba\u015fka kimse yok, sadece benim\u2026. Sandal da gemiden de\u011fil. Gemiden \u00e7\u00f6p yok\u2026
“Adam\u0131n akl\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u2026 “O halde sandal\u0131 nereden buldun?”
“Basit” dedi kad\u0131n.
“Adada buldu\u011fum malzemeyle yapt\u0131m\u2026
K\u00fcrekler sak\u0131z a\u011fac\u0131\u2026
Zemini palmiye dallar\u0131ndan ordum, yanlar okalipt\u00fcs\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Ama, ama bu imkans\u0131z, aletlerin yok nas\u0131l becerdin?” dedi adam.
“Pek de sorun olmad\u0131. \u00d6teki tarafta s\u0131ra bir al\u00fcvyon kaya olu\u015fumu var.
F\u0131r\u0131nda belli dereceye \u0131s\u0131t\u0131l\u0131nca islenebilir
yumu\u015fakl\u0131kta demir elde ediliyor. Alet yapmak i\u00e7in kolayca kulland\u0131m\u2026
Bo\u015fveer bunlar\u0131. hadi g\u00f6ster, nerede ya\u015f\u0131yorsun ?”
B\u00f6n bir ifadeyle orada ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 itiraf etti adam\u2026
Aylard\u0131r orac\u0131kta sahilde yat\u0131p kalkt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131\u2026
“\u00d6yleyse bana gel benim yerime\u2026.” diyerek kad\u0131n k\u00fcreklere asildi.
Bir ka\u00e7 dakika sonra k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck bir iskeleye yana\u015ft\u0131lar\u2026.
Adam sahile g\u00f6z at\u0131nca az daha sandaldan d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyordu.
Mavi beyaz boyal\u0131 kul\u00fcbeyle, iskele aras\u0131na ta\u015f d\u00f6\u015feli y\u00fcr\u00fcme yolu bile yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 !
Eve girerlerken kad\u0131n omuzlar\u0131n\u0131 silkti, “Pek rahat
say\u0131lmaz ama ben yine de ev diyorum iste\u2026.
Otur l\u00fctfen, bir \u015fey i\u00e7er misin ?”
“Hay\u0131r, hay\u0131r te\u015fekk\u00fcrler\u2026” dedi adam.
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hala \u00fczerinden atamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Daha fazla Hindistan cevizi suyu i\u00e7emeyece\u011fim artik\u2026 Tahamm\u00fcl\u00fcm kalmad\u0131\u2026”
“Hindistan cevizi suyu de\u011fil ki\u2026 \u0130mbi\u011fim var, Pink Colado’ya ne dersin?”
Adam hayretini gizlemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015farak ikram\u0131 kabul etti. Kanepeye oturarak sohbete dald\u0131lar.
\u0130kisi de birbirlerinin hayat hikayesini dinledikten sonra kad\u0131n, “\u00fczerime rahat bir \u015fey giyece\u011fim” diyerek aya\u011fa kalkt\u0131.
“Du\u015f yap\u0131p tras olmak ister misin ? \u00dcst kattaki banyo dolab\u0131nda jilet var.”
Adam art\u0131k olay\u0131 sorgulamaktan tamamen vazge\u00e7mi\u015fti\u2026
Banyoya girdi, dolapta kemik bir sap\u0131n i\u00e7ine s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f oynak mekanizmal\u0131 iki deniz kabu\u011fundan yap\u0131lma ustura onu bekliyordu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Bu kad\u0131n inan\u0131lmaz” diye m\u0131r\u0131ldand\u0131\u2026
“Bakal\u0131m bundan sonra ne var
D\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde kad\u0131n onu gardenya kokular\u0131 i\u00e7inde, stratejik b\u00f6lgeleri \u00fcz\u00fcm yapraklar\u0131yla \u00f6rt\u00fcl\u00fc olarak kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131\u2026
Sadece uzum yapraklar\u0131\u2026
Yan\u0131na oturmas\u0131n\u0131 istedi.
Sonra yava\u015f\u00e7a sokularak f\u0131s\u0131ldad\u0131\u2026
“S\u00f6y le bana yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131, ikimiz de uzun suredir bu adaday\u0131z\u2026 \u00c7ok yaln\u0131z olmal\u0131s\u0131n, eminim su anda yapmak i\u00e7in k\u0131vrand\u0131\u011f\u0131n bir \u015fey var\u2026
Hani burada tek ba\u015f\u0131na ge\u00e7irdi\u011fin aylar boyunca en \u00e7ok yapmak istedi\u011fin\u2026
Anl\u0131yorsun de\u011fil mi ? Ne istersen yapabilirsin\u2026.
G\u00f6zlerinin i\u00e7ine bak\u0131yordu\u2026
Adam duyduklar\u0131na inanamad\u0131\u2026
“Yani\u2026” dedi\u2026 “Buradan e-mailimi kontrol edebilir miyimmm?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00fcm F\u0131kralar<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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